Dictionary

Newfangled Words

Surprise your friends and parents with these words. Some are so new, that even your parents won’t know what they mean.

Flatulence – A fancy word for farts. Next time your dad lets it rip, politely say, “Father, what flatulence you have us suffer!”

Hoobogey- A monster that lives online and goes after unsuspecting little boys and girls.

Mom Bomb- That dreaded request by every kid’s mother to “turn off the computer.” Often followed by a command to do homework, eat dinner, or do a chore.

Nincompoop - An old-fashioned word for ding-dong. It’s so old-school that it’s cool.

Tizzidooder - A special something - like a toy, gadget, or tool – that a kid just has to have, even though he cannot explain why. It’s just too cool to not have.